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Yes but they are heavier, need to be mic’d, need to be maintained, you are forever at the mercy of retarded sound guys, and you still need to bring your pedalboard and make sure the knobs haven’t been bumped in transit, etc. > Half power amps with master volume have been around for the last 20 years at least and they are much cheaper than a Kemper What's the value in having all those amp models to experiment with? None.Īnonymous 06/13/22(Mon)17:45:56 No. If you are some cover band playing 80s metal and hard rock were everything is through a Plexi or a JCM800. The value of a Kemper is its versatility. Half power amps with master volume have been around for the last 20 years at least and they are much cheaper than a Kemper. >amp tone at any volume and is lightweight If you are some idiot who bought a Kemper and now has buyers remorse and is trying to justify it, just sell it.
Kempers are a great tool for professionals (and are priced accordingly with all the mods you've mentioned) but they are complete overkill for the majority of bedroom guitarists or even people in some band that plays covers at a bar who simply want to sound like someone else and don't need obscure amps or speaker combinations. If you sound like shit through a DAW with VSTs you'll most likely sound like shit through a 5k+ stack. Spending a lot of money doesn't make you a better guitarist, it's not pay to win game.